From momtopia???

The following is a rerun for Mother’s Day. However, I have edited it as my writing skills have massively improved a little. To anyone who read the first entry, you might notice the removal of many commas and quotation marks. I was trying to keep the punctuation industry in business. However, I can only do so much as I am just one person.

AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION.

Let me state that I know that this is better as a Mother’s Day post. However, my research was complete, and I did not want to wait. I did not want to put it on hold because the truth must be shared. Others need to know that they are out there. It is also essential for me to State unequivocally that I have no children. I know what I am talking about and my lack of munchkins proves this fact. I know many women who have children. After anonymously going on the inside this is my story.

All moms have a full-time job. When these heroes get hired, they are made aware that this is a permanent position. No time off will be given. They do get title bumps though with minimal if any pay increases except for emotional pay.

They start off with the title of Mama. This mama is blessed and given this small creature. Rumors have it that these mini creatures are sent down from the mothership by way of a stork. At this stage in the job, there are a lot of unmentionable real messes. These messes cause ample learning. These Wonder Women dressed as their alter egos begin to adapt. They realize the importance of being ready for anything. These small creatures brought by stork cause mischief beyond comprehension.

The next thing that these Wonder Women know is that they get the new title of Mommy. They are still not given a company manual for proper preventative practices. This step up in the company means fewer physical and more emotional messes. At this stage, these Diana Princesses (WW ref) have become used to being an employee of the month. They are awarded time after time and get very little recognition.

Just as they begin to get comfortable with this job title they get a new one. This new title is Mom. They do get some assistance from their co-worker. This cohort has also gone through the ranks. His job title has gone from Dada to Daddy and then Dad. Although this Amazonian woman still has total control. However, the teenage years makes her authority a challenge.

I know that there are only 24 hours in a day. I still do not understand how these Themyscira Champion’s (WW ref) do it. I found that these moms have other jobs as well. The number of jobs that these Wonder Women hold change as needed. They keep a plethora of jobs like techies, maintenance, Nurse or any role that is required. A human being needs sleep, and I’m not 100% sure moms sleep. This knowledge leads me to the conclusion that these Amazonian women (WW reference) are not from this planet.

After observing these mothers, I realized that they are in a type of sorority or sisterhood. These mothers have a mental connection. This link of the mind allows them to get support from any mother that is in the area. This aid can even come from those that they do not know. If in distress they have telepathic abilities. These abilities can lead another superhero mom to the rescue in a flash.

At this stage of my research, my information is hugely ambiguous. I have limited knowledge on this next part. Once these creatures reach a certain age, they are set free into the wild. And the process starts again.

I did not want to put my life at any more risk to get further information. This secret society seems to be growing in numbers daily. They walk among us without our knowledge. They are anonymous until we need the help of a mom. They fly in as if riding in an invisible jet to save the day. I don’t know about you, but I am glad that these superhero moms are out here. No matter what planet they come from. They save lives one child at a time. It is not Mother’s Day. However, when you have a mom in your presence, you can feel safe. Be sure to say thank you to her and all moms. You may think that they come from another planet (and I still think they might), but they are the unsung heroes in life.